5 SIGNS YOUR BANK MAY BE TANKING....
Mon, 07/28/2008 - 11:50 — BigKahuna
5) The bank calls and asks you not to write any checks until Friday...their electric bill is due!
They'll turn off the #$%^$% power again...
4) When you make a $20 deposit...the bank President waxes your car!
How's that shine??
3) You get an outdated can of Spam when you open a new checking account!
Lunch is on the bank...
2) They don't get armored car deliveries any more...Tony Soprano drops their money off in a paper bag!
I'll be by later for the vig...
...and the number 1 way to tell your bank is headed to the crapper:
1) They cash your paycheck with Monopoly Money!
Don't pass go...we ain't got the $200!
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