AMERICA: THERE IS ANOTHER CHOICE THIS NOVEMBER!
Mon, 08/18/2008 - 00:10 — BigKahuna
JIMBO FOR PRESIDENT
My campaign motto: "Beer in every mug, and wings on every plate!"
Jimbo's Platform
Health Care: No health care for anyone. Zip. Nada. As people croak, more wings for me.
2nd Amendment: Ban guns, but give everyone bullets and a slingshot. Just watch they don't put out an eye.
Illegal Immigration: Let everyone in, but they have to live in Jersey. That'll teach'em.
War on Terror: Freeze falafel inventories worldwide until Osama is turned in. That'll happen sometime around Thursday next week.
Abortion: All current members of Congress should be retroactively aborted immediately, or forced to move to Jersey. That'll teach'em.
Vote Jimbo! This time...why not the worst?? We've tried everything else!
Hail to the Chief??
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Jimbo for president
Sorry but we just had the worst administration. You would be a huge improvement.
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