DEAR MR. SANTA CLAUS...
...all I want for Christmas is a couple buckets of wings. A few pitchers of dark ale would be a plus (I'm a little older than I look), but really, its the wings I want more than anything.
I've been very good this year, except for a couple impure thoughts about a waitress in one of the local wing joints. Well, maybe not a couple. More like forty-six.
But other than that I've really, really been good so please send the wings.
Lil' Mr. Jimbo
**UPDATE** Read the response from Santa's Legal Team
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