We're all broke.
Our 401k's are busted.
The Gubbermint's using our dough to bail out everybody but we taxpayers.
Sure, things are tough...but don't despair: We still have our chicken wings!
They're cheap. They're tasty. No utensils needed...just dive into the bucket with your fingers.
Chicken Wings...the perfect food for the Greater Depression.

May your wing buckets runneth over in 2009! And may your statin prescriptions never expire....